1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Um
uh
I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A BAD PERSON BUT IF YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE I'M LESS LIKELY TO DATE YOU HAAAAA
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
I have no clue go away
3. Are you a virgin?
With girls, no, guys... sort of
4. Are you in a relationship?
Nyet
5. Are you in love?
Yes and I don't know his name and I also don't know what he sounds like and I saw him once ever hahaha
6. Are you single this year?
At the moment, yes
7. Can you commit to one person?
... Well so far I have some pretty big issues with that I don't like nOT BEING ABLE TO TOUCH EVERYONE
8. Describe your crush
Uh
Well I saw him at the bus station in downtown Eugene and so far this is already really bad
And he smiled at me and he was blonde with short kind of spikey hair and he looked like one of those homeless teenagers but more like he was in his twenties and just liked to dress like that
AND MY GIRL CRUSH IS PRETTY
9. Describe your perfect mate
Well since you said 'mate' like am an animal
Then
Werewolf, black or dark brown fur, terrifying, large, black claws, pristine fangs and yellow or BRIGHT green eyes
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I would say no but Zoeh and I just had a discussion about this yesterday so I'm hesitant
11. Do you ever want to get married?
NO AAAAAAAAAAAAH SCREAMS DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT RIIIIING
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
I pretend to :I
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Maybe
hahaha yes
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
YES YOU ALREADY ASKED
15. Do you have any piercings?
Earrings, nose
16. Do you have any tattoos?
Not YET I don't
17. Do you like kissing in public?
Only to make someone jealous
20. Do you shower every day?
YES ALWAYS
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Welp I already know at least one person does
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Most likely
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
... I don't think I've ever done that... Maybe I did... I don't knowwww, I've never cheated really but idk how long my longest relationship was ha
24. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
Hell to the NOOOO
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Depends
26. Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?
Mmmm yeah but I think that got killed since he never talks to me anymore or shows any indication of ever remembering he said that
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Idk about FOR me but about me, yes
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know of
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Not really
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Hahahaha no
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Fuck
You
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
What is that word?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
Not yet
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Da
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yep
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Yes
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
"mmmmhmmm :I (andtheyendedupbeingright oops)" All I have to say, no matter how mean it is, is 'I told you so'
I don't know
wait
wait yes I have definitely
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?
.... Uhhh thinking
Thinking hard
Thinking even harder
I don't think so
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?
Probably not
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Me, write? hahaha
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
Ha no
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Depends, is it a guy or a girl I'm kissing?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
I DO NOT KNOW
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
... I do not kNOW
45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
2011? I don't remember
a lot
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
I'm supposed to count? lolidk
47. How old are you?
16
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
"Lol I don't care"
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Am single-ish
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
I
I
I think I would just go outside and walk in front of a semi.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
"uh
Moaner?" Awwww
Welp, Zoeh
And maybe a Tristan >.>
52. Is there anyone you've given up on? Why?
Yeah, Tristan Hahahaha rolls around dying
53. Is there someone mad because you're dating/talking to the person you are?
Er no?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Sigh yeah
55. Share a relationship story.
Uhhh hahaha I never met my last REAL boyfriend?
56. State 8 facts about your body
-I have chubby cheeks
-I weigh 97-105 pounds
-I apparently have very kissable perfect lips?
-I'm short
-I have knee problems because of how curvy I am and it sucks
-I have circulation issues, my hands, feet, nose and ears are ALWAYS cold
-I have really long eyelashes
-Apparently I have really nice legs and feet? e.e
57. Things you want to say to an ex
I'm not going to say anything here on the off chance that he's on dA for some reason
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
-Be attractive
-Be a good kisser
-DON'T be mushy and romantic and gross
-DON'T try to hold onto me all the time
-Be intelligent
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
If you really wanna know, there are pictures on here.
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
Like five or six years
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Smile I guess
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Be rough with me
Talk dirty and a bit degrading to me
Hold me down
Force me to beg
Um
Be Tony Stark
ehehe
63. What is your definition of "having sex"?
if someone else gets me off basically :I <--- agreed
64. What is your definition of cheating?
if you're dating someone and you do makeouts or sex type things with someone who you're not dating <--- also agreed
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
FOREPLAY IS BORING JUST SCREW ME
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
I uh
uhm
Nazi roleplay
>////>
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Date? Date? what is this
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Straight
69. What turns you off?
Way too many things to list?
70. What turns you on?
Violence, pain, werewolves
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I don't even remember
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
Words? Generally degrading things unless you're a chick then just shut up and moan
73. What's something sweet you'd like someone to do for you?
I don't like it when people do sweet mushy stuff
74. What's the most superficial characteristic you look for?
STYLE
75. What's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for you?
I'm not sure but it was probably something my bff did :I
76. What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for someone?
I pretended to like my best friend's girlfriend just so she would be happy
77. What's your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I have no opinion dO WHO YOU WANT GURL
78. What's your dirtiest secret?
e.e
Nothing?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
Whenever my Zoeh sings so like all the time I feel jelly hahaha
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Idk like today lol
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
-Me
-Bus station guy with the perfectest smile
-Zoeh
-Robert Downey Jr
-Panderp
-i could go on but it said 5 so ha :I
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
Er, my mum
83. Who was your first kiss with?
... I don't remember I think his name was trenton in like third grade
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
It wasn't really working :I
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Well I already have so yes