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1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Um
uh
I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A BAD PERSON BUT IF YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE I'M LESS LIKELY TO DATE YOU HAAAAA

2. Are relationships ever worth it?
I have no clue go away

3. Are you a virgin?
With girls, no, guys... sort of

4. Are you in a relationship?
Nyet

5. Are you in love?
Yes and I don't know his name and I also don't know what he sounds like and I saw him once ever hahaha

6. Are you single this year?
At the moment, yes

7. Can you commit to one person?
... Well so far I have some pretty big issues with that I don't like nOT BEING ABLE TO TOUCH EVERYONE

8. Describe your crush
Uh
Well I saw him at the bus station in downtown Eugene and so far this is already really bad
And he smiled at me and he was blonde with short kind of spikey hair and he looked like one of those homeless teenagers but more like he was in his twenties and just liked to dress like that

AND MY GIRL CRUSH IS PRETTY

9. Describe your perfect mate
Well since you said 'mate' like am an animal
Then
Werewolf, black or dark brown fur, terrifying, large, black claws, pristine fangs and yellow or BRIGHT green eyes

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I would say no but Zoeh and I just had a discussion about this yesterday so I'm hesitant

11. Do you ever want to get married?
NO AAAAAAAAAAAAH SCREAMS DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT RIIIIING

12. Do you forgive betrayal?
I pretend to :I

13. Do you get jealous easily?
Maybe
hahaha yes

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
YES YOU ALREADY ASKED

15. Do you have any piercings?
Earrings, nose

16. Do you have any tattoos?
Not YET I don't

17. Do you like kissing in public?
Only to make someone jealous

20. Do you shower every day?
YES ALWAYS

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Welp I already know at least one person does

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Most likely

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
... I don't think I've ever done that... Maybe I did... I don't knowwww, I've never cheated really but idk how long my longest relationship was ha

24. Do you think you'll be married in 5 years?
Hell to the NOOOO

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Depends

26. Has anyone told you they don't want to ever lose you?
Mmmm yeah but I think that got killed since he never talks to me anymore or shows any indication of ever remembering he said that

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
Idk about FOR me but about me, yes

28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Not that I know of

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Not really

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Hahahaha no

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Fuck
You

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
What is that word?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
Not yet

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Da

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yep

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Yes

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
"mmmmhmmm :I (andtheyendedupbeingright oops)" All I have to say, no matter how mean it is, is 'I told you so'
I don't know
wait
wait yes I have definitely

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn't expect to?
.... Uhhh thinking
Thinking hard
Thinking even harder
I don't think so

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?
Probably not

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
Me, write? hahaha

41. Have you had sex so far this year?
Ha no

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Depends, is it a guy or a girl I'm kissing?

43. How long was your longest relationship?
I DO NOT KNOW

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
... I do not kNOW

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?
2011? I don't remember
a lot

46. How many times did you have sex last year?
I'm supposed to count? lolidk

47. How old are you?
16 :D

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
"Lol I don't care"

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Am single-ish

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
I
I
I think I would just go outside and walk in front of a semi.

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
"uh
Moaner?" Awwww
Welp, Zoeh
And maybe a Tristan >.>

52. Is there anyone you've given up on? Why?
Yeah, Tristan Hahahaha rolls around dying

53. Is there someone mad because you're dating/talking to the person you are?
Er no?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Sigh yeah

55. Share a relationship story.
Uhhh hahaha I never met my last REAL boyfriend?

56. State 8 facts about your body
-I have chubby cheeks
-I weigh 97-105 pounds
-I apparently have very kissable perfect lips?
-I'm short
-I have knee problems because of how curvy I am and it sucks
-I have circulation issues, my hands, feet, nose and ears are ALWAYS cold
-I have really long eyelashes
-Apparently I have really nice legs and feet? e.e

57. Things you want to say to an ex
I'm not going to say anything here on the off chance that he's on dA for some reason

58. What are five ways to win your heart?
-Be attractive
-Be a good kisser
-DON'T be mushy and romantic and gross
-DON'T try to hold onto me all the time
-Be intelligent

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
If you really wanna know, there are pictures on here.

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
Like five or six years

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Smile I guess

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Be rough with me
Talk dirty and a bit degrading to me
Hold me down
Force me to beg
Um
Be Tony Stark
ehehe

63. What is your definition of "having sex"?
if someone else gets me off basically :I <--- agreed

64. What is your definition of cheating?
if you're dating someone and you do makeouts or sex type things with someone who you're not dating <--- also agreed

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
FOREPLAY IS BORING JUST SCREW ME

66. What is your favourite roleplay?
I uh
uhm
Nazi roleplay
>////>

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Date? Date? what is this

68. What is your sexual orientation?
Straight

69. What turns you off?
Way too many things to list?

70. What turns you on?
Violence, pain, werewolves

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
I don't even remember

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
Words? Generally degrading things unless you're a chick then just shut up and moan

73. What's something sweet you'd like someone to do for you?
I don't like it when people do sweet mushy stuff

74. What's the most superficial characteristic you look for?
STYLE

75. What's the sweetest thing anyone's ever done for you?
I'm not sure but it was probably something my bff did :I

76. What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for someone?
I pretended to like my best friend's girlfriend just so she would be happy

77. What's your opinion on age differences in relationships?
I have no opinion dO WHO YOU WANT GURL

78. What's your dirtiest secret?
e.e
Nothing?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
Whenever my Zoeh sings so like all the time I feel jelly hahaha

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Idk like today lol

81. Who are five people you find attractive?
-Me
-Bus station guy with the perfectest smile
-Zoeh
-Robert Downey Jr
-Panderp
-i could go on but it said 5 so ha :I
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
Er, my mum

83. Who was your first kiss with?
... I don't remember I think his name was trenton in like third grade

84. Why did your last relationship fail?
It wasn't really working :I

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Well I already have so yes
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1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
Kitchen counter :meow:

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
.... I think it was good? But I don't actually remember. Wait was it my best friend or my derp I last had a sexual encounter with... or was it Kenna... Oh god fuck me idk

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
TONY STARK PRUSSIA DEAN WINCHESTER MOST OF THE HETALIA CHARACTERS GEORGE COOPER MEEEEEEEEE UHHHHH CLINT BARTON

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
Gags
Bit gags, ball gags, duct tape, a strip of cloth idfk just gAG ME

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
..................................................................
a sewer?

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
ICE CREAM :3

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
Uhhhh guro fanart of Gamzee shoving his bulge through Karkat's eye

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
Blackmail?
When you don't know the answer, blackmail is always the answer

9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
Handcuffs
Because pain

10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
Hit me?
But only if you're a man
If you're female
Then
Show me your tits

11: Top or bottom?
Bottom
TOP
no bottom
WAIT NO I AM A TOP
BOTH
AT THE SAME TIME

12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
WHAT

13: [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
...

14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
... I DON'T KNOW I CAN NEVER ORGASM

15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don't want anyone to find:
... Nothing?

16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
Angel :I

17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
IT'S GROSS
AND
IT'S GROSS

Unless you have a penis
Then
Idk

18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
...Ice?

19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
No .-.

20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
Yes always

21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
My tech teacher in sixth grade
(I saw him again when I was in Oregon last summer. He's still attractive. I'd hit that)

22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
TOMATOES DELICIOUS TOMATOES

23: How big is too big (peniswise):
Rasputin

24: One sexual thing you would never do:
Um
Anal?
That may or may not be a lie

Snowballing

25: Biggest turn on:
HIT ME, TIE ME UP

OR SHOW ME YOUR TITS

26: Three spots that drive you insane:
Neck, inner thighs.... um... sides.

27: Worst possible time to get horny:
Never

28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
SHE MOANS?!?!?! WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT

29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
All my ideas are amazing shut up

30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
if it starts to hurt you've gone too far :I (I'll just leave this here)

31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
Idk

32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
I really do not give a fuck :I

33: Is it good sex if you don't nut:
Well yes considering it is physically impossible for me

34: Fill in the blanks: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
Hit me
Bite me
Are attractive

35: What your favorite part of your body:
I have to pick one part? ONLY ONE
ALL OF IT

36: Favorite foreplay activities:
Bite meeeee

37: Love (>,<, or  Sex [For those of us who don't remember our math thats "greater than, less than, or equal to"]
Uhhh Idk I kind of like sex a lot and dislike love sooo...

38: What do you wear to bed?
I sleep in the nude unf

39: When was the first time you masturbated:
Idk

40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
... Maybe
MAYBE

41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
Never... yet

42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Yes

43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
I have not but I ttly would

44: What is one random object you've used to masturbate?
... no I am not answering this nO

45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
I WOULD

46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
NOPE EW

47: What is one song you'd like to have sex to?
... One? I have to pick one...
Uh
Uh
Uh
Uh
King Of The World

48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
Blood?

49: Most attractive celebrity?
ROBERT DOWNEY JR

50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
Yes. Because buttsex

51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
three or four months idk

52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
Idk I hope not or I'm gonna have to fuck some bitches up

53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
Anal :I

54: Do you have stretch marks?
No

55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
I SAID I DON'T HAVE ANY, BITCHTITS

56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
ASDFGHJKL: I STILL DON'T HAVE ANY

57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
Probably
idk
I have zero gag reflex

58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
U
n
f
UNF

59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
Yes okay I will destroy your virgin soul

60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
Sticky stuff idk uhhh
Cookies

61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
Porn is good

62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Not technically
Yet

63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
Maybe

64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
I would dump their body in the Mississippi river

65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Why not both

66: Do you watch porn?
Yes
A lot

67: How small is too small?
SIX INCHES

68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Yes
Because
I'm cool

69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
Um Kenna I think. Idk prolly not XD

70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Nopoe

71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
Depends. Not if I'm wearing pants

72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
"it's worse if you have braces" HAHAHAHAHAH LAUGHS

No but I don't like going down on chicks anyway

73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
Yes

74: Booty or Boobs?
Well if you're talking about a chick then bewbs
If you're talking about a man then... PROBABLY ass unless it's like Thor boobs those are some nice muscle boobs mmmmyeah -licks-

75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
Agent Coulson

76: Have you ever been on an official date?
Nope

77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
No
Maybe
Yes
Because I could

78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
Moaner :I
Tittycakes
Idk man

79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
No aaaand no

80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
MURDERS EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING
BECOMES GOD

81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
"ooer... intriiiiguing..." (I was eleven)
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CHRISTMAS

2 min read
Screams
SCREAMS LOUDER
CONTINUES SCREAMING

DOES ANYONE ELSE HATE CHRISTMAS?

Okay I love Christmas, it's GREAT except this year is just hell
HELL I SAY
THIS ENTIRE DECEMBER HAS BEEN WREAKING HAVOC ON MY STRESS LEVELS AND VERY SOUL

I had to make clay sculptures for everyone this Christmas and... I just still haven't gotten them done which is super depressing. They're just so frustrating sometimes!! Ugh
Then my best friend and I had reALLY bad problems and I had even more stress issues
And now my best friend's ex is an absolute WHORESHITFUCKFACE (sorry -coughs-)
AND I HAVE HAD THREE PANIC ATTACKS THIS MONTH ALREADY AND ABOUT FIVE EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWNS

NOT TO MENTION
MY MUM'S BOYFRIEND WHO I HAVE NEVER MET IS COMING TO VISIT THIS CHRISTMAS AND HE ARRIVES IN THREE DAYS
OH MY GOD IS IT REALLY ONLY THREE DAYS.
WE HAVE TO DRIVE TO AUSTIN AND GET HIM
MAYBE AT LEAST I COULD GET MY EYEBROW/NOSE PIERCED??? PROBABLY NOT THOUGH


HERE'S THE REALLY GREAT PART
WE HAVE TO DRIVE TO KENTUCKY AND GET HIS FRICKIN DOG AND BE BACK IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS (AND BEFORE OUR CATS EAT EACH OTHER)

AND WHAT IF IT SNOWS
IF IT SNOWS ON THE WAY TO OR FROM KENTUCKY, WE'RE FUCKED. FUCKED I TELL YOU.

I DON'T EVEN HAVE CAPS ON I'M JUST HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY

AND JUST SDFGHJKL:AS ANGST RAGE STRESS PANIC

Sorry about all that caps I just needed to rant big time ugh

Someone hug me please ;-;
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Anorexia
[ ] You hate your body.
[X] You have starved yourself.
[X] You have low self esteem.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You need to be skinnier.
[ ] People always say you're skinny, but you think fat.
[X] People think you are way too skinny.
[X] You skip at least one meal a day.
[ ] You limit your calories or check them constantly by compulsion
Total: 4

ADHD
[/] You are hyper most of the time.
[X] You barely pay attention to anything.
[X] You cannot cooperate with people well.
[/] You seem to never sit still.
[ ] You talk all the time.
[ ] You need attention 24/7.
[X] You aren't very shy.
Total: 7

Bipolar Disorder
[X] You can act wild at times then the next you are severely depressed.
[X] You are very irritable.
[X] You barely get any or no sleep
[X] You have very high self esteem at times.
[/] You have used or abused alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[/] You have thought of/attempted suicide.
[X] You have the worst mood swings of anyone you know.
Total: 13

Bulimia Nervosa
[X] You've thrown up all your food at one time
[ ] You thrown it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] You have little control over how you eat.
[ ] You use laxatives.
[ ] You eat fast.
[ ] You have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[X] People think you are way too skinny.
Total: 15

Conduct Disorder
[ ] You are a bully.  
[X] You threaten other people.
[X] You often find yourself in fights.
[X] You have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[/] You are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] You have raped/molested someone.
[/] You destroy property on purpose.
[ ] You always lie.
[X] You've stayed out all night.
[ ] You have/attempted to run away from home.
Total: 20

Depression
[X] You are always, or normally, feeling sad.
[ ] You always, or normally, are crying.
[X] You find no hope in your future.
[ ] You find no longer excitement over the activities you used to love.
[X] You always find yourself around the house or in bed all day.
[X] You are anti-social.
[X] You have low self esteem.
[X] Everything bad that happens is always your fault.
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 26

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
[X] You have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[X] You have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[X] You have to keep things in a certain order.
[X] You have harmed yourself.
[ ] You are afraid you will get an STD, or AIDS.
[X] You have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 31

Schizophrenia / Anxiety
[x] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can't escape.
[x] You can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] You think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] You have an extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same sex.
[ ] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say you should.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You often talk to yourself.
Total: 38

Overall total:
0-5: You're very normal.
6-15: You're fine.
16-20: You might be okay.
21-30: You have problems.
31-35: You have really bad problems.
36+ WOW! YOU NEED SOME HELP, NOW.



38.... I have lots of problems apparently oh my god

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Gale :I

5 min read
So. It appears that I have torn the cartilage around the knuckles of my right hand. Note to self: don't punch walls that hard


Katniss Everdeen:
[/] I am completely independant
[] Cats hate me, and I hate them
[x] I can climb trees
[] I am good with a bow and arrow
[] I would volunteer for my sibling in the Hunger Games (ahah. Goes to show what kind of person I am.)
RESULTS: 1 1/2

Haymitch:
[] Beer is all I need
[] I get drunk every night
[x] I am independant
[x] I am intelligent
[x] I would be able to win the hunger games
RESULTS: 3

Peeta:
[x] I am an artist
[x] I love to cook and/or bake
[x] I can influence a whole country if I had too
[ ] I want to have children/ I have children
[/] I am known for my kindness and way with words (um... No so much kindnesses as my with words
RESULTS: 3 1/2

Gale:
[/] I am great with snares
[x] I have a friend that I wish was my girlfriend/boyfriend
[x] I wouldn't mind killing a squirrel
[x] I am spontanious
[x] I could take care of my entire family if I had too
RESULTS: 4 1/2

Effie:
[x] Crazy hair is all the rage *people stare wide mouthed at you*
[/] If you can't stay on track, I will nag at you to get things done
[x] I would be a rebel against the Capitol if I had too
[/] I hate where I'm at
[x] I can power walk in high heels without trouble
RESULTS:4

Cinna:
[x] I am creative
[ ] I can create something fantastic out of nothing
[] I am kind and trustworthy
[] I would die for a cause
[] I root for the teams who are most likely to lose
RESULTS: 1

Prim:
[x] I help the weak
[x] I am wiser than my age group should be
[ ] I am a natural healer
[x] I take in ugly, evil cats when they are stray
[x] I usually wear my hair up or at least out of my face
RESULTS: 4

Rue:
[x] I am small
[X] I climb tree's swiftly
[] I am kind and brave
[x] I am small for my age
[] I love to sing
RESULTS: 3

If you get a tie, here is a 6th question for each;
Katniss
[ ] I like wearing pins

Haymitch:
[x] I would sleep with a knife if I could

Effie:
[x] I don't care what people say about me

Peeta:
[] I would give a starving person bread if I had a crush on them, even if I knew that I would be beat for it

Gale:
[x] I am quiet when walking in a forest

Cinna:
[x] I wear eye liner

Prim:
[ ] I have blonde hair (Dirty blonde counts!)

Rue:
[x] I know my herbs and plants well

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